cowgirls 

the unattractive girlfriends of guys who cheat. usually have very few redeeming qualities, and usually on the pudgy side. crazy-overprotective.

"i know, those guys are just so arrogant, that they always want to be better than their girlfriends, so they date cows, and cheat on them with beautiful girl, and they get away with it because the cows know they are cows in comparison with their gorgeous boyfriends"

i'm hooking up with whats-his-face, but he still hasn't gotten rid of his cowgirl.

cowgirls make our lives so much more difficult.

cowgirls by jultasha September 22, 2009

All the Cowgirls sing your song 

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.

Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

All the Cowgirls sing your song by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022

Dallas Cowgirls 

Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.

Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.

Dallas Cowgirls by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009

Modern Cowgirls 

Modern Cowgirls is a website for today's cowgirl. It's home of the wildly sophisticated.

I just read an article on Modern Cowgirls about love.

Modern Cowgirls by Modern Cowgirl February 10, 2010

Dallas Cowgirls

The correct way to refer to Dallas’ NFL team. This term is generally used by the highly dominant San Francisco 49ers fans.

Did you hear the Dallas Cowgirls lost 100-0 against the ass Miami Dolphins?!

Dallas Cowgirls by magolemdrickkamar November 1, 2025

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

Cocaine Cowgirl by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

Covid Cowgirl 

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

Covid Cowgirl by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020