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the unattractive girlfriends of guys who cheat. usually have very few redeeming qualities, and usually on the pudgy side. crazy-overprotective.

"i know, those guys are just so arrogant, that they always want to be better than their girlfriends, so they date cows, and cheat on them with beautiful girl, and they get away with it because the cows know they are cows in comparison with their gorgeous boyfriends"

i'm hooking up with whats-his-face, but he still hasn't gotten rid of his cowgirl.

cowgirls make our lives so much more difficult.

cowgirls by jultasha September 22, 2009

Words you can keep

All the Cowgirls sing your song

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.

Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

All the Cowgirls sing your song by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022

Dallas Cowgirls

Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.

Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.

Dallas Cowgirls by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009

Modern Cowgirls

Modern Cowgirls is a website for today's cowgirl. It's home of the wildly sophisticated.

I just read an article on Modern Cowgirls about love.

Modern Cowgirls by Modern Cowgirl February 10, 2010

Dallas Cowgirls

The correct way to refer to Dallas’ NFL team. This term is generally used by the highly dominant San Francisco 49ers fans.

Did you hear the Dallas Cowgirls lost 100-0 against the ass Miami Dolphins?!

Dallas Cowgirls by magolemdrickkamar November 1, 2025

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

Cocaine Cowgirl by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

Covid Cowgirl by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026