the unattractive girlfriends of guys who cheat. usually have very few redeeming qualities, and usually on the pudgy side. crazy-overprotective.
"i know, those guys are just so arrogant, that they always want to be better than their girlfriends, so they date cows, and cheat on them with beautiful girl, and they get away with it because the cows know they are cows in comparison with their gorgeous boyfriends"
"i know, those guys are just so arrogant, that they always want to be better than their girlfriends, so they date cows, and cheat on them with beautiful girl, and they get away with it because the cows know they are cows in comparison with their gorgeous boyfriends"
i'm hooking up with whats-his-face, but he still hasn't gotten rid of his cowgirl.
cowgirls make our lives so much more difficult.
cowgirls make our lives so much more difficult.
by jultasha September 22, 2009
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by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022
Get the All the Cowgirls sing your song mug.Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.
Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.
by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009
Get the Dallas Cowgirls mug.by Modern Cowgirl February 10, 2010
Get the Modern Cowgirls mug.The correct way to refer to Dallas’ NFL team. This term is generally used by the highly dominant San Francisco 49ers fans.
by magolemdrickkamar November 1, 2025
Get the Dallas Cowgirls mug.Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
Get the Cocaine Cowgirl mug.Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
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