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bonernose 

perverted fucktard. moronic beyond all belief.
you're a bonernose!!!!
bonernose by bloodravin July 1, 2006

Bonernoon 

A descriptive word for the time one got a boner or will be getting a boner.

Often times a clockwork boner is a sign of goodluck, seeing how every day the world becomes your oyster.
(at stip club) "Dood, what time is it??" "Who cares meng its bonernoon thats all I know."

Every day at about 3:45 John pops a boner, at first it was kinda weird but now we always know that happy hour is at bonernoon
Bonernoon by TheCynicalSaint May 29, 2010

Bonernormous 

An object so amazing or big that it causes one to pop a boner .
Derek Jeter's mansion is so big its almost Bonernormous.

Lisa: Hey have you seen the new ride?
*Looks at ride* "Damn that things bonernormous!"
Bonernormous by somelonelyahole June 24, 2011
a person who steals in a sauve manner
be carefull when you shakes his hand count your fingers. hes a real bonjurno
bonjurno by nunyabuiznes February 22, 2021

Bonernose 

When you get horny from smelling some amazing food and your nose gets hard
"Laura's chocolate chip cookies were so good, I cut the center out and used them to stimulate the bonernose they gave me earlier"
Bonernose by Bristleburns July 6, 2021

booskernoodle 

Best daughter in the whole wide world:)
I love my booskernoodle, she is the best!
booskernoodle by inaomic March 10, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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