bonernose

perverted fucktard. moronic beyond all belief.

you're a bonernose!!!!

by bloodravin July 1, 2006

Bonernose

When you get horny from smelling some amazing food and your nose gets hard

"Laura's chocolate chip cookies were so good, I cut the center out and used them to stimulate the bonernose they gave me earlier"

by Bristleburns July 6, 2021

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

boverdose

A boverdose is similar to overdose on drugs, only this time the so called drug is actually the hilarious brilliance of the comedian Bo Burnham.

Dylan: Have you laughed today?
Me: Yeah, I just boverdosed.
Dylan: I told you about Bo Burnham
Me: I know.

by gingersnappppper October 26, 2011

bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonerfuse

A Confused Boner

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?

by bonerfused July 27, 2016