Bonernoon

A descriptive word for the time one got a boner or will be getting a boner.

Often times a clockwork boner is a sign of goodluck, seeing how every day the world becomes your oyster.

(at stip club) "Dood, what time is it??" "Who cares meng its bonernoon thats all I know."

Every day at about 3:45 John pops a boner, at first it was kinda weird but now we always know that happy hour is at bonernoon

by TheCynicalSaint May 29, 2010

bonerhound

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.

She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.

by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

bonerowner

When a guy has an erection

You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!

by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006

bonertron

A robot with physical features like a transformer....in the shape of a penis

bonertron...more than meets the eye

by AngusOwnsYou February 13, 2007

bonerphone

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

by i hate liars February 17, 2007

bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

by JB177 March 25, 2010

bonertown

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

by James B...... August 14, 2007