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Anita Bonghit 

The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in which grandma simpson signs her name as Anita Bonghit.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.

bongtificate 

The act of talking at great length while holding a bong. Everyone else is staring at the speaker, which the speaker interprets as interest. In actuality, the audience is simply waiting patiently for the bong to be passed.
Sarah bongtificated about her shoelaces while we stared at her.
bongtificate by Nancy Whiskey July 27, 2004

bongmitzvah 

A gathering with just a couple of people or a whole party that are there to smoke weed.
"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"

"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."
bongmitzvah by meggiedough November 15, 2009
When you make a water bottle into a bong.
Timmy couldn't afford a real bong or pipe or piece so he had to make a bongity.
bongity by Jon McStoneson September 7, 2007