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Anita Bonghit
The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006
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bongity
When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.
Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.
Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.
Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
bongity by Sandysandwhich Yadidadi Sticky December 30, 2008
bongtificate
The act of talking at great length while holding a bong. Everyone else is staring at the speaker, which the speaker interprets as interest. In actuality, the audience is simply waiting patiently for the bong to be passed.
bongtificate by Nancy Whiskey July 27, 2004
bongmitzvah
"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"
"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."
"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."
bongmitzvah by meggiedough November 15, 2009
bongity
bongity by Jon McStoneson September 7, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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