the act of discrimmnation ageinst someone for the tpye of bongos he/she/they/it have in their possession
chad 1: ay yo, you cant hang with us.
chad 2: don't be like that, why?
chad 1: you got blue bongos.
chad 2: yo thats straigth up bongoism
brad: ya thats fucked up
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!