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Bonghitsu 

Bonghitsu - is the art of making a bong or being able to make a Bong out of just about anything. After you have made your Bonghitsu, You Hit That Bong Til It Hits You!
Bonghitsu: MacGyver Style - Take the cardboard from a roll of two ply toilet paper, cut hole near end of roll, tape the end up and tape a piece of aluminum foil to the hole, put small holes into foil, insert Marijuana, and you have just made a pipe via Bonghitsu. Sophisticated people to go the hardware store and gather proper materials for making a Bonghitsu. You can buy a Volumetric Flask, glass cutter, test tube, and some water to make an awesome Bonghitsu
Bonghitsu by RonDMC70 August 25, 2011
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Anita Bonghit 

The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in which grandma simpson signs her name as Anita Bonghit.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006
A quantity of smoke, generally of considerable quantity, specifically from the cannabis sativa plant, drawn through a length of pipe or container of sorts. Styles of bongs include beer/soda cans, glass implements, and plastic pipes. A reputable manufacturer of bongs was the Graffix company, now defunct.
"Dude, i'm out of papers!"
"Sweet! We can do a bonghit or three!"
bonghit by Jagged Joe October 25, 2006
When you put your mouth over a girls butt hole and she farts and you hold it in your mouth
Damn bro look at that ass I would bonghit hit that
Bonghit by Grout crew February 24, 2017

Anita's house of bonghittery 

the house neo visits in matrix one. the house where a kid can juggle blocks with force powers, and a kid who is also a monk can bend a spoon with his mind.
neo traveled to Anita's house of bonghittery. he learned how to bend spoons and punch hipster kids with his mind.

Banghitus Maximus 

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.
-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.
Banghitus Maximus by Ciumafaia October 21, 2010

Bongchitus 

When you take such a big bong hit, you cough so hard it’s like Bronchitis.
Damn, that dude just got bongchitus!
Bongchitus by MyithZ June 5, 2021