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Pain-boner 

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
Pain-boner by unused username November 27, 2023

pain bone 

A large, thick penis that is capable of hurting a partner during intercourse. A pain bone would be considered to be in the top 10% of large penises.
"Steve hung that pain bone in me last night, and now I can barely walk today !"
pain bone by Big Poppa South April 16, 2010

Painful Boner 

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long
Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.
Painful Boner by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

bonerpants 

girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a boner. There for they are bonerpants
Ben: haha your wearing bonerpants
Justin: No, im being emo for halloween
Ben: yah but there bonerpants
Justin: well at least im not wearing a bra
bonerpants by darkblackdove June 11, 2006

bonerpants 

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.
I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.
bonerpants by Spike November 27, 2004

bonerpants 

A perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection
Karl is a bonerpants,i dont socialize with him anymore
bonerpants by Grigor September 21, 2005