Bonercaine 

When your woman wants to "talk" making your dick go limp.

My girlfriend talked to me so long about "feelings" it gave me a severe case of bonercaine.

Bonercaine by Hmmm6971 November 26, 2016

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonercoin 

The next upcoming cryptocurrency to replace dogecoin

Person 1: " I'm gonna put $10 on bonercoin"
Person 2: " more like 10 inches"

Bonercoin by Wankoffski August 25, 2022

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

Bonercide by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

Bonercliment 

Prononced: Boner-Cli-Ment

The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.

Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.

Mary: "Eww, I was dancing with Josh and he got hard!"

Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"

Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."

Sara: "Ohh"

Bonercliment by him207times October 5, 2011

bonercake 

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.

Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."

bonercake by NovaChemE November 22, 2011