Boner Party! 

A Boner Party is a party where guys have to maintain erections for as long as they can. If they lose their erection they lose the game. The man who can keep his erection the longest wins. The winner gets to have sex with any girl of his choosing for seventeen minutes. Guys who have lost the game and girls who do not want to have sex with the winner utilize various tactics to get the potential winners to lose their erections. Various tactics may include, but not limited to: vomiting, displaying pictures of unattractive people, and telling dead grandma jokes.

I hope I'm the winner of tonight's Boner Party! I really want to have sex with Kristen.

Boner Party! by cityguychicago August 14, 2017

boner party 

I boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest Viagra and throw a super gay party.

Let's bring our MacBook Pros to the boner party.

boner party by anusz May 8, 2010

Boner Party 

The best game ever. Whoever can keep their raging boner up long enough wins.

Dude, last night Jeff and I played boner party!

Boner Party by JellyBelly5 November 25, 2011

boner party 

when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence

what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.

boner party by neu January 26, 2004

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

Napoleon Boner Party by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

Private boner party 

When a man has a boner and invites woman of any age to tend to his boner. Only those invited are allowed to partake in the boner making it a private party, with a boner.

Man: I have a boner and need some tending, perhaps i will invite females of any age to tend to my boner and have a little private boner party, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Private boner party by joandy williams December 31, 2009

Uncontrollable Boner Party 

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.

I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.

Uncontrollable Boner Party by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009