When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.
by cityguychicago March 24, 2009
Similar to a "factory" where many products are made, a "Fuckery" is a physical building where much fucking takes place.
The definition of fucking includes but is not limited to: vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, wife swapping, orgies, gangbangs, reverse gangbangs, bukake parties, squirt parties, gay sex, bi sex, and lesbian sex.
The actual building itself could be a pornographic movie studio, a warehouse used for gangbangs, a brothel, a whorehouse, a hotel, a motel, and even someone's house!
However, in order for a building to be considered a "Fuckery", strict regulations require that the physical act of fucking must occupy at least 75% of the building - 99% of the time!
The definition of fucking includes but is not limited to: vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, wife swapping, orgies, gangbangs, reverse gangbangs, bukake parties, squirt parties, gay sex, bi sex, and lesbian sex.
The actual building itself could be a pornographic movie studio, a warehouse used for gangbangs, a brothel, a whorehouse, a hotel, a motel, and even someone's house!
However, in order for a building to be considered a "Fuckery", strict regulations require that the physical act of fucking must occupy at least 75% of the building - 99% of the time!
My friend Carl thinks his house is a Fuckery but he is incorrect. Not much fucking goes on at his place. Trust me; I know.
However, the Red Roof Inn motel down the street from me is a huge Fuckery! Trust me; I know.
However, the Red Roof Inn motel down the street from me is a huge Fuckery! Trust me; I know.
by cityguychicago August 28, 2011
A psychological illness that usually affects poor people found in Hawaii and other islands.
Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.
Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.
Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.
Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.
Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.
Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.
People who live on mainlands have trouble understanding Island Fever because they can hop on a cheap bus or train and travel to many different countries. While people in Oahu are stuck on a rock the size of Chicago.
by cityguychicago September 10, 2009
Our exes walked into the restaurant so my friend and I had to de ass ourselves outta there!
The cops crashed the party so I de assed myself to a safer place.
Some guy brought a bomb to the bar so we had to de ass the area.
I am way to drunk so am gonna de ass myself home...
I am tired of the city so I am gonna de ass myself somewhere else
The cops crashed the party so I de assed myself to a safer place.
Some guy brought a bomb to the bar so we had to de ass the area.
I am way to drunk so am gonna de ass myself home...
I am tired of the city so I am gonna de ass myself somewhere else
by cityguychicago August 13, 2009
Former president Jimmy Carter is being accused of non-racism because of his accusations of Representative Joe Wilson.
by cityguychicago September 19, 2009
During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
by cityguychicago August 28, 2009
The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
by cityguychicago September 10, 2009