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Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012
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Bolate blates bloated bolted boater bloater boated Boateng Bolade bolter
A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Don't mess with Bolante man, he'll fuck your universe up.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009

bolatito 

A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.
I ran into an extremely short, rude and annoying girl yesterday, I am pretty sure she's a Bolatito. I'd bet my life on it!
bolatito by totally not michael January 13, 2022

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

Biolated 

To be violated in two places/ways at once.
When Astrid had sex with 2 guys at the same time they were rough and biolated the hell out of her.
Biolated by Emeyeels September 29, 2014

bloaterface 

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.
Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.
bloaterface by Faye S June 13, 2007