A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloatedviolin.
A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.
The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.
British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.
Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.
Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.