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To fall all of a sudden, usually without cause or warning
Jerome, who boatenged on Wednesday, was admitted to the intensive care unit today.
Boateng by Messigod May 9, 2015
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This is a group of people who like to have sex and have millions of brothers.
Omggg he’s a boateng
Boateng by RahultheMan January 20, 2021
An individual who used their Ghanaian ancestry to transform from a pigeon to a man to live among people. Known typically to spawn children like they are frog eggs and prefers their jollof rice with a side of mud and rat droppings
Lord have mercy, that Boateng just shat on my car!
Boateng by TruthIsMe March 12, 2022
Boateng is the best rapper alive bru i put it on my baby
Boateng by izzy thugs December 27, 2022

Kwaku Boateng 

Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.
person 1: Omg is it a celebrity

person 2: No its just Kwaku Boateng

tug boating 

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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