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v. When a meteorologist totally blows a weather forecast, as such when NBC10 (Philadelphia) Meteorologist John Bolaris forecast the "Storm of the Century" in winter of 2001. Said storm turned out to be no more than a dusting of snow, and caused schools to close, businesses to shut down, and grocery stores stampeded prior to the event even occurring.
"Wow, they really Bolarised this derecho that was supposed to wipe clean the face of the earth today" or "They're really Bolarising this forcast today"
Bolaris by JohnsonRod June 13, 2013
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Blarister 

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .
'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'
Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015
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Bobarista 

boba barista tapioca jamba juice

What you call the bartender at any place that sells drinks with boba in them.
Tony: Where do you work again?
Chris: I mix drinks at Bobablast.
Tony: Oh that's right you're a barista.
Chris: No, dumbass, I'm a bobarista.
Bobarista by bobamonkey October 3, 2006

blarister 

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"
Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.
blarister by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015

blarister 

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake
Oh no its blarister run
blarister by tm99 February 12, 2015
a smart nice girl that can have an attitude but is really a nice creative person
Posh bollocks, usually covered in pearls. Very small in size.
He's a spiffing young chap, but does talk a lot of bolarks!
bolarks by timbawolf October 23, 2008