Blarister

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .

'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'

by P33do watcher February 12, 2015

blarister

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"

Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.

by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015

blarister

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake

Oh no its blarister run

by tm99 February 12, 2015

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

blaster

Any gun or firearm

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

by EpicScientician January 5, 2022