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boganista 

Glamourous bogan. Slightly more upmarket version of a bogan who tries a little bit too hard to deny the inner bogan. Makes your average bogan look good by trying to cover their bogan tendencies with a little bit of glamour.
Wears a flannel shirt, tight black jeans but adds funky pair of shoes and has manicured nails. Male boganista often sports a fauxhawk but still has all the other tell tale signs of a bogan.
boganista by lise-lou July 16, 2009

Barista Bike 

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.
Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.
Barista Bike by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

baristarist 

Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
baristarist by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
I'm just your local overworked Barista!
Barista by Deter Dan April 9, 2017
Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
barista by KOAMex May 18, 2005

barista crawl 

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
barista crawl by triberocker July 3, 2009