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Step daddy boer 

A dumbass who likes to say "did you hear that barking spider?". He drives an f-2 shitty and a hyundai producing a whopping 5hp. Hes got a sexy mullet and a big ol stache, he doesn't know how to fix the engine to the transmission but he tries his best. Overall hes a high end guy but we need to fuck with his timing, hes trying his best to be the highest end of all guys. We will lower that lift for you very soon you fuck face, we know you have a bad history with ladders. We will also fuck with that timing as soon as we lower the lift from the 2 inches high that its at right now. Happy birthday you pedo
"That guys acting like a step daddy boer right now!"

So you think you're a boer? 

South African slang phrase essentially meaning; 'so you think you're the man?'. Often used in just about any situation even if it doesn't make any sense. Important to especially pronounce the word 'boer' at the end. The longer you can hold the 'owr' sound the more street cred is given.
Skye: Check it out man 1600 points!
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?

Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?

Boers and Bernstein 

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
Boers and Bernstein by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
The essence of time itself. The only thing older than this man is the new found leather forming on his knees and elbows. The only way he survives day to day is by absorbing the energy released when someone young and promising dies.
Boerson has always been, and always will be.

I had this ancient history test to study for, so I went to Boerson to find out what it was like back then.
Boerson by 1569 February 16, 2012
The last name of a studly, amazing, and sexually attractive man. Who has an extraordinarily large penis.
Man, Mr. Boers was great last night.
Boers by Boers October 18, 2008
a german soup that is very tasty
Damn, thats some good Boerst!!!
Boerst by dNightOwl March 21, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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