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Boebertion

An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).
"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."
by anonymous June 15, 2022
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Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.
Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.
by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023
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Boebertworld

The unintelligible world of beliefs based on the wildly contorted, ignorant spew emanating from the vacant brain and uninhibited pie-hole of the Republican U.S. Representative from Colorado, Lauren Boebert.
“I choose to live right here in Boebertworld because I would otherwise have no other comparable income; having no defined sense of self or beliefs that aren’t funded by the far right racist gunboys who write my absurd statements as they get high in their mother’s basements,” uttered Ms. Boebert in an uncharacteristic moment of honesty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2022
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Boibortion

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021
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Booberation

K.C. Got a booberation and now has hot C sized breasts!
by BrookeNM August 12, 2010
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Bombortion

Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned
by Risscaris June 21, 2020
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Bobertson

To abandon one's keyboard for a long period of time.
I gotta take a Bobertson, see you in a few hours.
by Cognitive Elite June 11, 2003
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