Bombortion 

A bombed or failed abortion

Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned

Bombortion by Risscaris June 21, 2020

Bumbortion 

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

bommotion 

to move your booty in a weird motion.

Shanequa was starting a bommotion at the club.

bommotion by ikaj January 9, 2008

Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out retarted

I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.

Babortion by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020

Boibortion 

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"

U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<

Boibortion by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021

brobortion 

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

brobortion by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

brobortion 

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

brobortion by topaco November 30, 2016