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boybortion

(V) Boybortion is when a boy becomes a man by aborting the boy inside them. A coming of age for a little boy.
Ex 1 Mother: My little Jimmy had a Boybortion, and I’m so proud of him
Ex 2 Father: No son, you can’t have a boybortion since you aren’t man enough yet.
boybortion by Whimwhamwhim September 16, 2020
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boybortion

A boybortion is when you punch a boy in the stomach after performing anal sex and cumming in his ass, causing him to empty the contents of his colon.
I met a twink last night things got a bit hot and we ended up having to get a boybortion. Wouldn't want any baby twinks running around.
boybortion by girllover99 April 4, 2024

Bumbortion 

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.
Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.
Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011
When an abortion fails and the baby comes out retarted
I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.
Babortion by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020

Boibortion 

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
Boibortion by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021

Bombortion 

A bombed or failed abortion
Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned
Bombortion by Risscaris June 21, 2020

brobortion 

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.
Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)
brobortion by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011
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