Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

Boebert

When a person burps and vomits slightly into their throat.

Woman: I just had a Boebert.

Man: What‘s that?
Woman: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m fine.

by Y’allQueda January 18, 2021

Boebert

Another word for a pervert.

Person A: "Did you hear her husband exposed himself in a bowling alley and was arrested for lewd exposure?"
Person B: "Wow, her husband is a total boebert!"

by SaveAmericaBlessTroops November 18, 2021

Boebert

A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.

Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!

I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!

by Mall Ninja January 16, 2021

Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 19, 2021

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022