Bobortion

A Bobortion is just like an abortion but you deny having it and then call others baby killers if they have one..

Lauren Boebert was a paid escort and when Ted Cruz got her pregnant she had a Bobortion.

by MarkVanCleave1971 June 15, 2022

snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018

E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Bumbortion

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

Man-bortion

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.

Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.

by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

Boobation

A period of time in which a male is prohibited from interacting with the breasts of his female partner.

Dude, she said her boobs were getting way too huge from me fondling them so she put me on boobation.

by Mack is Gay August 20, 2012

Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out retarted

I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.

by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020