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Boat Ride 

Also known as a "Tank Job", this term refers to the practice of a district attorney putting on a show trial for the public in prosecuting a criminal, without any real intention of convicting or sending them to jail. This defined by Charles Stoker, in "Thiker'n Thieves", 1951.
Americans were taken for a boat ride by James Comey in his investigation of Hillary Clinton.
Boat Ride by EEEEbary April 19, 2018

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Gondola Boat Ride 

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

Missouri Boat Ride 

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

Mississippi boat ride 

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.
Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

Glass Bottom Boat Ride 

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.