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To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.
by blessure grave April 25, 2010
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A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 07, 2018
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