Blutz

A fart directed at someone during a phone conversation after posing a leading question.

A skillful blutz involves asking the target a question regarding a topic with which they hold an interest, prompting an enthusiastic reply whereby one 'blutzes' them mid sentence.

You: 'Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge?'

Them: 'Nah, it's full of preservatives so by the time...'
You: *blutz
Them: *silence
You: 'I just blutzed you, are you OK?'
Them: *laughs/*hangs up

by Shoebill2 February 15, 2021

blutz

- noun
1. a thrusting blow to the chin, esp. with the fist.
2. an unexpected result with negative shocking consequences

-verb

3. to give swift punch to the chin.
4. to receive a sudden or unexpected assault to a person's face
5. to received an unexpected assault to one's character or person
6. to betrayal with extremely negative results
–verb (used without object)
3. to give a sharp blow to a person or thing, as with the fist: She blutzed him.

1. When Jason wasn't looking Steve blutzed him and left his face black and blue.

2. Alicia blutzed Paul when she announced she was leaving him for his best friend

by Aeonoftime March 13, 2010

Blutz

Something you expected to be cool that turned out to be a disappointment.

"That party was supposed to be awesome, but there was no alcohol and the music sucked. It was a huge blutz."

by COCcoolcharting October 14, 2011

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

blitzo

epic imp from helluva boss

blitzo adopted Loona

by :D Jevil grill September 26, 2020

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020