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Blundercunt 

An annoying fat prick who thinks racism on social media is acceptable and receives a barrage of top quality banter from everyone who sees it.
That blundercunt needs to get back on the black horse
Blundercunt by _djt September 4, 2017
Words you can keep

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable
I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!
blundergunt by Jimgle July 17, 2014

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.
Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
Blunderbust by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

Blundermentalist

A man whose sole purpose in life is to blunder. A fundamentalist of the art of blundering. A man of questionable state of mind.
Tom:Crikey, that man likes to Blunder!
Harry:Yeah he's a true Blundermentalist.
Blundermentalist by "killahbee33" January 8, 2009

Blundermutt

Generally used to describe an overweight man obsessed with phallic material; cum,penis,balls
Nick is a real blundermutt
Blundermutt by Nickfondlesballs January 23, 2023

blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.
I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.
blunder cunt by hung low November 25, 2007

blubbercunt 

You're such a fucking blubbercunt!
blubbercunt by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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