(N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like
art, poetry, boy bands, and chastity is so ceaseless that even while giving blow jobs, she does not stop
talking, as the vocal chords in her
vagina take over and begin to utter noises.
Dave: God, Mariah will not shut the fuck up. She talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. All she talked about was how much she valued
sex after
marriage.
Tom: Well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in class and talks about Jesus that she is a total blabbercunt.
Dave: I know, I
don't think she would even be in to saddlebacking.