blumpies 

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

blumpies by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016

blumplestiltskin  

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

blumplestiltskin by pud850 December 19, 2008

blumpie 

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

blumpie by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpie 

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

blumpie by jedi-one February 24, 2003

blumpie 

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

blumpie by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie 

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

a blumpie by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006