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Blumpiss 

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Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.
I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire
Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016
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blumpkiss 

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Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.
I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.
blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014
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Blumpkiss 

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Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.
Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

Bumpiss 

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The event of an extremley runny shit, usually caused by recent diets.
I ate a whole box of bran flakes and Iv'e been bumpissin' for hours!
Bumpiss by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008

bumpiss 

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The smell of beach restrooms and out door elevators.... It smells like bum piss--- bumpiss.
DAAAAAAAAAAAANG!! this place smells like bumpiss!
bumpiss by Alex and Aidan September 11, 2007

blumpies 

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The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)
The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.
blumpies by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

bumpiss 

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The act of sending BUM URINE to someone via the mail
"damm dude you send you boss BUMPISS!" he is an asshole
bumpiss by chubbyshawn December 14, 2007
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