blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

blumpie

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpy

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

by Farcus September 23, 2007

blumpie

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

by jedi-one February 24, 2003

Blumpy

Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy

by nicky September 04, 2003

blumpy

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

by arlie September 06, 2004