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Squirting out of your boy pussy (Bussy)
"Mark Bluirted when I was flicking his Blit"
Bluirt by BigC420 March 10, 2026
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blurtmouth 

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.
The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.
blurtmouth by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018
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Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.
Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.
Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Blurtful 

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.
We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.
Blurtful by Jeff D August 31, 2005

blurtIMing 

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.
Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
blurtIMing by riga1tony May 17, 2009
I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!

That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust
Blurter by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009

Blurtation 

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.
We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight
Blurtation by Razul Ham March 9, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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