"Your as hot as my DVD player"
"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"
Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"
"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"
Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"
by LeiRoseGST February 7, 2019
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Get the blirting mug.The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
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by Dinos queen April 12, 2016
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The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
by MertK October 23, 2016
Get the blarting mug.A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.
I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!
by Streisand420 July 20, 2010
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