You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Someone who is strange, but has a great personality once you get to know them. They are usually extremely ugly, and have little or no hair. Commonly has friends named Meeus, or Greenis.