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Coined by Kim Iversen

Blueser: bloo͞′zər

Noun

1. Blue and Loser combined

2. A person often referred to as a “liberal” or “leftist” even though they are actually not liberals nor leftists, they are authoritarian “blue no matter who”.

3. A person who gobbles up anything fed to them by the MSM no matter how obviously absurd.

4. A person who denies science when it opposes their approved narrative.

5. A person who desires to silence and censor opposing opinions believing them to be “dangerous misinformation”.
These bluesers don't realize, more than one thing can be true about a topic.
Blueser by Untried Genius July 27, 2023
Words you can keep

Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.
Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011
A blue strip is a hundred dollar bill preferably the newer ones with a bluestrip running down the middle of it
Johnny: aye bro you got change for a bluestrip

Blake: naw all I got is a dub
bluestrip by ASAPCLUE January 12, 2016

blueberry faygo 

Cotton Candy Faygo mixed with lean.
Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.
When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.
Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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