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Coined by Kim Iversen

Blueser: bloo͞′zər

Noun

1. Blue and Loser combined

2. A person often referred to as a “liberal” or “leftist” even though they are actually not liberals nor leftists, they are authoritarian “blue no matter who”.

3. A person who gobbles up anything fed to them by the MSM no matter how obviously absurd.

4. A person who denies science when it opposes their approved narrative.

5. A person who desires to silence and censor opposing opinions believing them to be “dangerous misinformation”.
These bluesers don't realize, more than one thing can be true about a topic.
Blueser by Untried Genius July 27, 2023
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Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.
Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011
A blue strip is a hundred dollar bill preferably the newer ones with a bluestrip running down the middle of it
Johnny: aye bro you got change for a bluestrip

Blake: naw all I got is a dub
bluestrip by ASAPCLUE January 12, 2016

blueberry faygo 

Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.
When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.
Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.