Blued hair
To have dark blue hair
Blued hair by Elmo<3 May 4, 2008
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Blue Hair(ed)
A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
Blue Hair(ed) by basil_underwood October 5, 2023
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I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
blue hair mafia by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
Blue Hair Special
Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”
Blue Hair Special by Grumps October 13, 2020
Blue Hair
A person that is typically aligned with the social justice warrior platform. Commonly a feminist and environmental advocate. Prone to wander the halls of an art building.
That blue hair in my women’s studies class just told everyone that she would vote for anyone that wasn’t a heterosexual male.
Blue Hair by cheese by the block February 16, 2020
Blue Hair
Blue Hair by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2020