Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.
"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"
Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.
OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!
Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)
After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.
Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
To take a shit,bowel movement.
I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!
Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.
"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.