Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

cat heads

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 23, 2004

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004