Blorgling
To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off
Blorgling by menace0528 August 7, 2023
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Bortling
Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
Truism Blogging
(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.
(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.
(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.
(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.
Truism Blogging by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010
Night Blogging
Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.
Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.
Night Blogging by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012
Blowling
Blowling, it has been practiced for ages, but only named recently.
It is a combination of bowling and smoking weed.
It can be played in 2 different ways:
- Get high before and really suck at the bowling part.
- Bowl like a master, get high and go home smiling!
It is a combination of bowling and smoking weed.
It can be played in 2 different ways:
- Get high before and really suck at the bowling part.
- Bowl like a master, get high and go home smiling!
"Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was blowling competitively in leagues and tournaments. "
Mystery Bowling Champ
Mystery Bowling Champ
Blowling by Mosselscampie August 5, 2010
Mommy Blogging
v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.
Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
Mommy Blogging by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013