Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.

Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best

by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

Bloogle

When you use google to find a blog. Rather useless in our society but bloogling is the bast way to find a blog.

Bob - "Do you know any decent blogs about kittens. I like kittens"

Fred - "Nope. You should bloogle it. Its how I found that blog about puppydog shaped cheesecakes"

by Fred Bobert Nomation March 6, 2009

bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.

"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"

by laurosaur November 1, 2005

bloogle

@roy

bloogle is doogle

by gataitai April 9, 2018

Bloogling

v. To look for information about something using a Google-based blog search.

"I was curious as to what people were saying in their blogs about this subject so I am bloogling it."

by phelan, m October 2, 2007