Blokhed 

My friend who plays minecraft

Me: oh hey blokhed

Blokhed by GraySwandir December 21, 2020

Blokedance 

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.

As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.

Blokedance by The Chairman February 20, 2006

bloked 

The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass

" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"

bloked by Perrrdizzel May 14, 2005

Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

Bloked up by Akamu February 5, 2017

Bloked 

Getting fucked by a physically bigger male

I got off with Dwayne Johnson He proper BLOKED me

Bloked by George BISHOOPPPPP August 26, 2018

bloched 

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

bloched by blocher123 November 28, 2016

Marked&Bloched 

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

Marked&Bloched by oldman99 July 26, 2011