bloched 

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

bloched by blocher123 November 28, 2016

Bloched 

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."

Bloched by Lapa5 June 29, 2025

Marked&Bloched 

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

Marked&Bloched by oldman99 July 26, 2011

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Corona-blocked 

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

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