1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.
Sorry man, but you're bloched.
by blocher123 November 29, 2016
When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch
Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.
by BSleepy June 11, 2010
Can be a noun, verb, or adjective.

Can be used to subsitiute either of the above.
Noun: Hey did you see that bloche?
Verb: Yea I bloched it really good.
Adjective: Jeffery is a stupid bloche.
by AussieTooth November 26, 2016
“I had this new patient last week who has a case of BlochNess. Apparently it’s genetic.”
by ShadowMight3 February 19, 2018
1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..
1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people
by inkaholic sex machine February 4, 2004
hey sugarbear i love therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear
by inkaholic sex machine February 4, 2004
severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself
dang you're such a zach bloch