Bloshed

To be so excited for a first date, you pee yourself a bit.

"How was your date with Jenny last night" "Good, except the minute she opened the door I totally bloshed."

Bloshed by WordDefiner420 October 11, 2009

Bloshed

To be led on in a fake relationship and fished for your deepest secrets and personal information.

You know Blosh?

Yeah.
He got Bloshed and is now banned from boogabros.
Damn rest in piss💀

Bloshed by Xylofone April 4, 2024

Bloshenko 

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.

That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.

Bloshenko by iwillnowbekilledbyarussianspy January 3, 2011

blosted 

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

turbo boshed 

To get extremely drunk / high
Most commonly referred to as a term for taking pills or mdma.

Wayne: Yeah bruv got some pills off jose manuel last night innit
Jeremy: Oh marvellous my good friend, how was that for you?
Wayne: Yeah bra, got turbo boshed innit

turbo boshed by Milbs January 10, 2009

Blosed 

When one cuts ones genitals during foreplay

"Im gonna blosed you if you dont hand back my phone."
"Did you hear during the party John blosed Jane while they were in Paul's bed?"

Blosed by ABirdyCalledSam August 22, 2009

Booshed 

A word used to describe a person that has been partying excessively, generally involving a butt load of drugs (often literally) and alcohol.

Carly: Hey Shano, I won't make it to your birthday dinner sorry, I'm totally booshed right now.
Shano: You absolute boosh lord. Get yourself another 50 bag of amphetamines and get your ass down here or we're never speaking again!

Campbell: Hey Sal, you keen to listen to some ambient music after this?
Sally: Hell no! I invited 30 people back to our house and we're getting totally booshed!

Booshed by springysprongle November 25, 2018