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Blojowski 

"Does that plan involve explaining why that footless blind man is giving an expert Blojowski to our baggage handler?" - Roger, American Dad!
Blojowski by SoulChoirJRC August 23, 2011
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bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Bajowski 

Another word for a BJ, or a blowjob. A lesser known word for someone getting their cock sucked.
Vince: Hey what's up?

John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.

Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?

John: Yes. Got one yesterday.

Vince: Alright John!!!!
Bajowski by Ben_Sexy_Ben May 22, 2010

Brotowski 

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.
Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!
Brotowski by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

expert bajowski 

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.
Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen

Beejowski 

blow job, oral sex, cock sucking
Dude i got a sweet beejowski last night i came all over her chest and face and down her throat
Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man
That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!
Bjowski by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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