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Bajowski 

Another word for a BJ, or a blowjob. A lesser known word for someone getting their cock sucked.
Vince: Hey what's up?

John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.

Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?

John: Yes. Got one yesterday.

Vince: Alright John!!!!
Bajowski by Ben_Sexy_Ben May 22, 2010

expert bajowski 

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.
Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen
Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man
That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!
Bjowski by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

Bertowski 

Generally just a big ol goof, and a lil angyat times
He is a Bertowski, he always does dumb shit to make people laugh
Bertowski by lil jimmay April 1, 2020

Blojowski 

"Does that plan involve explaining why that footless blind man is giving an expert Blojowski to our baggage handler?" - Roger, American Dad!
Blojowski by SoulChoirJRC August 23, 2011

Upside Down Blajowski 

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.
P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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