Bloji

Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.

Her: 8==✊==D~~😵
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji

Bloji by Pistols September 17, 2016

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

blobino 

A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.

Davide the blobino

blobino by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

bloitus 

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

Ghost blowie 

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

Ghost blowie by Demontooth November 15, 2022