Bloji

Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.

Her: 8==✊==D~~😵
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji

by Pistols September 17, 2016

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

blobino

A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.

Davide the blobino

by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008