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bloinkiss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
Instant Blowie
When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020
bloitus
Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008
blogies
Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.
Ghost blowie
Ghost blowie by Demontooth November 15, 2022
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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