5 definitions by Pistols

Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols February 12, 2016

When you cum inside a girl on her period and the two mix to make a "rosé"

Man it was that time of the month but I got to nut in her anyways. We made a rosé.

by Pistols June 10, 2017

Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.

Her: 8==✊==D~~😵
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji

by Pistols February 13, 2016

Blojie is the word used to describe a series of emojies placed together to form a text blowjob. Blowjob +emojie = Blojie

Hey brew , getting a blowjob tonight she just sent me a Blojie.

by Pistols August 16, 2016

A complex arrangement of emoticons, letters , symbols and numbers forming what resembles a blow job in a text message. Blojie

Him:8==✊==D~~😵
Her: omg is that a blojie

by Pistols February 12, 2016