Blockswap

When a DVD/Game of yours is hurt beyond repair and you rent it and swap your bad copy for a good one.

My Call of Duty 5 disc is scratched so i'm just going to blockswap it for a new one.

by thebone3 April 13, 2009

Blacksnapper

A blacksnapper is a person who mostly replies with a black photo with text on Snapchat. You send a beautiful selfie to them, and all you get back is a lousy blacksnap. A blacksnapper is a person who don't understand that snapchat is an app for sending photos, and that he/she rather could have sent a regular message instead of covering up the lens and blacksnapping.

Person 1: It's so boring to snap with John.
Person 2: Yeah, he always sends a black screen with text, never a selfie or anything.
Person 1: Yeah, he is a real blacksnapper

by Thomsssss October 10, 2016

cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

blockstarplanet

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.

Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?

by hello_pepolesez_1 June 9, 2018

blackslap

To get hit by a heavyhanded person or a black person.

person1: Don't make me blackslap you
person2:wtf?!go on
*person 2 gets blackslapped*
person1:I told you not to make me do it

by shaza December 9, 2008

blockaway

Someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. A variation on the ever popular butter face.

That guy is a blockaway.

by punan February 26, 2004

Blocktapus

Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.

Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus

Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.

by isaidyo May 25, 2011