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Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.

Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus
Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.
by isaidyo May 02, 2011
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