Blocktapus

Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.

Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus

Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.

by isaidyo May 25, 2011

blocktopus

a good friend that protects his or her friends from getting into regrettable or dangerous sexual situations
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)

IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.

Example 1)

That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.

Example 2)

Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."

by #1blocktopus November 14, 2013

cock blocktopus

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.

Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.

by anthony nelson March 19, 2011

clocktapus

the ultimate clock-based pwnage action...that is...to clocktapus.

I CLOCKTAPUSSED YOU IN THE FACE!! wtf you talkin bout capitols ....ill capital you in the face (with my clocktapus) TEH FACE

by The Clock Tocker May 1, 2007

Backtapuss

When you pussy from the back.

She has such a big pussy you can see it from back. She got a backtapuss.

by JoeyMeetsWorld August 23, 2019