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A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
blophus by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013
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brosephus 

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
brosephus by Cisco Child February 5, 2009

bosephus mode 

the mode the band van halen gets in before the show esp alex van halen bosephus is refered as the nickname for hank williams jr the mode is usually full of goofy funny stuff they do in the dressing room
hey man i saw that mtv unleashed special on mtv and van halen went into bosephus mode right before the show
bosephus mode by anthony pangilinan February 17, 2008

bocephus 

Bocephus was the nickname given to Hank Williams Jr. by his dad because he thought he looked like a TV ventriloquist dummy named Bocephus.
Hank Sr:Hi Bocephus!
bocephus by MrsFrankIero August 23, 2007

Brosephus 

A bro that’s so bro that’s you add the sefus to show how bro the bro is
Tom is so bro that I think we should call him brosephus.
Brosephus by 747292 November 28, 2018

bocephus 

Bocephus is at the stadium tonight. Wanna go?
bocephus by Cyndy Bailey November 14, 2003