Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.
Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.
Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.
Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"
"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
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A term of endearment, combining the terms broseph and bocephus. Originates from the nickname of Hank Williams, Jr. but can be used by-and-towards both Bocephus fans and non-fans alike. Similar to brocephus, but does not carry the same country music connotation. Female equivalent is "brosephusette".
by Henry Krinkle July 23, 2007
Get the brosephus mug.A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.
This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.
A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.
A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?
oh dude, that was Brosephine
oh dude, that was Brosephine
by schwangalang October 4, 2016
Get the Brosephine mug.1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
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Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
by SM_905 July 15, 2009
Get the St. Broseph mug.a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.
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