brosephus 

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.

"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"

brosephus by Cisco Child February 5, 2009

Brosephus 

A bro that’s so bro that’s you add the sefus to show how bro the bro is

Tom is so bro that I think we should call him brosephus.

Brosephus by 747292 November 28, 2018

brosephus 

A term of endearment, combining the terms broseph and bocephus. Originates from the nickname of Hank Williams, Jr. but can be used by-and-towards both Bocephus fans and non-fans alike. Similar to brocephus, but does not carry the same country music connotation. Female equivalent is "brosephusette".

This guy, he's my brosephus. This girl, she's my brosephusette.

brosephus by Henry Krinkle July 23, 2007

Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

St. Broseph 

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski 

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.

Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!

brosephski by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010